FAT CAT $FAT

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Fat Cat

Don't mess with Fat Cat.

Underground club. Robinhood Chain. Uniswap. The don started in the alley and ended at the table.

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Contract 0x709C3bA7d1F734099AF1CBa36339cd09f79502df

Live on Uniswap. Robinhood Chain.

Fat Cat at the poker table with skinny cats across from him

PRIVATE TABLE

The don is seated Buy $FAT on Uniswap.

Dealer plaque

The cut

He sits the head. Contract on the plaque. Buy is the brass button.

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Back booths

How he got fat

Starved alley chapter
Booth 1

Starved

Alley. Empty bowl. Nobody's family. Hunger was the first teacher.

Hustle chapter
Booth 2

Hustled

Scraps, then stacks. Greed beat hunger. That was the education.

Don chapter
Booth 3

Don

Hat. Cigar. Ring. They call him the Catfather. He does not share the plate.

Bar menu

How you get in

Four pours. No tab. No promises.

  1. Wallet, neat MetaMask or Rabby. Robinhood Chain. ID 4663.
  2. Bridge, on ice Move ETH through the official Arbitrum portal. Leave gas in the glass.
  3. Uniswap, dirty Buy $FAT on Uniswap. Confirm Robinhood Chain. ID 4663.
  4. Chart, last call Watch it on DexScreener. Size it like a round, not a mortgage.

Snooker

Reserved

The rack stays bagged. The house isn't taking frames.

Darts

Board's dark

Chalk's put away. Fat Cat does not flinch for practice throws.

Club dartboard

NO DARTS

Coming soon If the house fills.